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  • BREAKING: Michael Avenatti Just Put America On Notice About Trump And Cohen; Trump Pissing His Pants

    Donald Trump, Mueller, News, Russia

    It’s been a long time since there was an American hero who was a lawyer. I mean, a long time. We really want to believe that there will be heroes of justice like Atticus Finch, but no matter what happens, there never seems to be an attorney who will step up as an example of how to pursue justice like a real American.

    Now, in an irony so big it barely fits in a headline, a lawyer for a porn star is donning that cape and coming to the nation’s rescue.


    We’ve already seen Michael Avenatti cruise the network news shows and lay down lessons in the law in a calm and cool way. We’ve watched as he’s uncovered more proof of a financial conspiracy between Russia and Donald Trump than the House and Senate have been able to come up with in more than a year. We even got to witness as he publicly (and completely) decimated a rival attorney — Trump’s personal “fixer” Michael Cohen, who is now likely to spend many, many years in prison for selling access to the president — due to evidence uncovered by Avenatti.

    Now this champion of the underdog is back with his signature phrase, “BASTA!” — “enough” in Italian, as in, that’s enough, now it’s time to get serious — and with a notice for the country, along with Trump and Cohen:

    I mean, what is Trump even supposed to DO with a statement like that? You know he’s barely sleeping at this point, and he’s probably up to about 6 Double Quarter Pounders a day.

    It’s not enough to simply point out that Avenatti has yet to be wrong about literally anything he has predicted, warned about, asserted, or otherwise laid on us as the public servant we’ve been dying for since Republicans started crapping all over the FBI and honorable lifetime servants like Robert Mueller.

    No, it’s important to note how much fun he’s having — and he’s inviting us along with him.


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